beating a dead horse with a stick
luke losing it
[info]ashleigh_lin
A'ight. I don't want to make this, like, epic length or anything, but I do want to throw my two cents into the vat of Bad Feelings All Around. Sometimes I just can't help myself :)

Adam/OUT controversy. I'm not going to rehash it all here, but I'm sure you can find anything you want to know by utilizing your Google-fu

1. Adam's publicist's word choice was, well, bad. Out of context, anyway. Did you know that he's gay? Well he is. And whether or not you choose to believe it, that does make a difference. I am less offended when a woman uses the word cunt than I would be if a man did. I've heard the same is true with black people and the N-word. I see no reason why that wouldn't be the case when using words like "too gay" or "gay gay". I'm just saying, IT DOES MAKE A DIFFERENCE. And in light of that, I'm even more pissed at Hicklin for willfully omitting that fact. I'd be much more offended if I thought it was a straight guy saying that than I am about another gay dude saying it, and I believe that was his intention. Douche

2. Adam is gay and in a very high profile position. Some have implied or outright said that this gives him some sort of responsibility to the "gay community." First of all, there's no such thing. Second of all, I call bullshit. Adam's only responsibility is to Adam. Other people can consider him a gay poster child. Other people can call him a "pioneer." He ain't gotta do a damn thing. He'll be those things whether he acknowledges them or not, and I don't see why his acknowledgement is necessary. All he wants to do is make music, and by doing so: by becoming successful, by not making his sexuality a ~thing, he's doing more for the cause than a hundred marches, or a thousand strongly worded letters. He's leading by example: if he doesn't make a big deal about it, then maybe fewer and fewer people will make a big deal about it. Isn't that the end game? Isn't that the goal? To have it not be a big deal? Because that's what I always thought.

3. Hicklin has dug himself a hole so deep I don't know how he'll ever get out, and I hope he rots there. I also don't know how anyone can still be defending him. I guess most of them are just too proud to eat crow. Hicklin doesn't give a damn about anything but keeping his rag in business. Why else would he wait months to air the dirty laundry? The photoshoot where the first batch of "too gay" warnings were given was back in August. The second (before the interview) at the beginning of October. Why wait 3-4 or even 1 month? Why not make the blast as soon as the shoot/interview was done? Better yet, why agree to the terms in the first place if you find it so disgusting? Two words: Optimal Visibility. He wanted optimal visibility for his magazine, and what better issue than OUT 100? What better issue than the one in which Adam Lambert actually appears? What better time than on the eve of the release of Adam's debut album? By accounts, OUT's about to go under, so of course he wants to sell as many issues as possible. Details and Rolling Stones have proved that Adam sells, and everyone knows controversy sells. Piece o' cake. DOUCHENOZZLE. And if you had any doubts, check out the picture he tweeted to go along with his latest show of assholery. The photograph depicts a stack of the OUT 100 issue next to a stack of the Details issue with Adam on the cover. The OUT 100 stack is noticeably smaller, I assume to illustrate that OUT is selling better. I don't think I'm reading too much into it to say that the photo has a distinctly gloating quality; after all, a picture is worth a thousand words. And it's proof positive that Hicklin doesn't give a damn about Adam or Adam's management. All he cares about is the bottom line.

Alright, now, I am so over this. BACK TO HAVING PALPITATIONS IN ANTICIPATION FOR THE AMA PERFORMANCE. IT'S GONNA BE A DOOZY.


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luke losing it
[info]ashleigh_lin
OH SNAP!

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

For real though. I will be super sad if Johnny goes crazy because, as I may have mentioned once or twice, I LOVE HIM SOFA KING MUCH. I honestly adore him, and ONE DAY I will write that Johnny/Spinelli fic and it WILL be epic. Probably. Maybe.

Anyway. Crossing my fingers that everything works out.

Oh, and also? I've been meaning to say that Michael is getting on my nerves. He really is an annoying kid.

welcome to the master plan, don't care if you understand.
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[info]ashleigh_lin

So in this interminable countdown to the release of "For Your Entertainment" (6 days, jfc) I just wanted to take a moment to talk about Master Plan, which has become my definitive jam and which I listen to repetitively. Here it is--have a listen and then I'll go on.


Right, so first: this song is GENIUS. It's everything I ever wanted from Adam Lambert. It's belligerent, bordering on rude, and very FUCK YOU. It's making fun of this conservative idea of "The Gay Agenda," and being all: "See, this is our only master plan: THERE IS NO GODDAMN MASTER PLAN. We all just want to be, and if you don't get that I AM SORRY ABOUT YOUR STUPID LIFE." This is what the song says to me; this is how I take it and I love it like I love lemon drops. Which I love a lot. I'm eating a bag right now.

So discuss. What does this song mean to you?


Re: House
A is for Ashleigh
[info]ashleigh_lin
Fuck you Cameron, you fucking sanctimonious bitch.
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luke losing it
[info]ashleigh_lin
I NEED ADAM LAMBERT'S ALBUM RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. THESE GLIMPSES AND TEASERS ARE JUST NOT DOING IT FOR ME ANYMORE, OKAY, AND TEN DAYS IS A LONG FUCKING TIME WHEN YOU'RE WAITING FOR SOMETHING WITH BAITED BREATH.

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SORRY HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO RELIEVE THE UNHOLY PRESSURE. THE ANTICIPATION IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLING ME.

just one thing
luke losing it
[info]ashleigh_lin
I only have one thing to say regarding the most recent episode of Supernatural:

LOL

But something else regarding the preview of next week's:

DNW (Dean/Jo)
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the little bitch i am
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[info]ashleigh_lin


Even though I know Jared's going to die, I'm still going to cry like a stupid little bitch when it happens. I like him, dammit!


Also, God, the whole show has been fucking amazing this week. I'm not even sorry Kish isn't on today, how wild is that? I fucking love this show!

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big bang theory = WIN
luke losing it
[info]ashleigh_lin

Oh my god, Sheldon! ILU SO MUCH. IT IS BEYOND WORDS HOW ADORBS YOU ARE.

He's so cute that I want to adopt him. Not even kidding, I hope I have a child just like him.

wut?!
luke losing it
[info]ashleigh_lin
HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE CRAP WAS THAT?

O.o

WTFOMGLOLYAY!!!!!~
luke losing it
[info]ashleigh_lin
Holy crap! Sherlock Holmes! Movie!

YES!
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things i would really like to have, ranked highest priority to lowest
luke losing it
[info]ashleigh_lin

 

1. $500,000 or more
2. A job I don't passionately hate
3. A new battery for my car
4. T1 broadband
5. An iPhone
6. All 40 bajillion volumes of Naruto manga. Like, the actual books that I could read in the bathtub if I wanted to. Which I totally would.
7. The courage/means to just move to New York City and lose myself there.
8. An attention span longer than 2 seconds

You know that question that's always asked on every single personality test: Would you rather have 1,000,000 dollars or find true love? I always always always pick the money. I don't even care if that makes me shallow. True love is for the movies, and I could do a lot with a million bucks.


10 websites I love in no particular order.
luke losing it
[info]ashleigh_lin

  1. http://xkcd.com
  2. http://rageprufrock.dreamwidth.org
  3. http://www.gamefaqs.com/
  4. http://silentreaper.deviantart.com/
  5. http://delicious.com
  6. http://flyff.gpotato.com/
  7. http://fleetingfancies.nokoru.net
  8. http://sekra.deviantart.com/
  9. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/american-idol/recaps.php
10. http://recapist.com/tv-shows/torchwood
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I realize that everyone doesn't have to agree with me...
TONY
[info]ashleigh_lin
...but life would be so much less stressful, if they did.

I was thinking earlier, and I would be fucking awesome as an absolute dictator. Control freak--check! Idealist--check! Would definitely give my family members positions of authority--check! My dictatorship would be the best dictatorship that ever failed. It would be epic. I'd probably be assassinated and that would be so cool. If I had to pick a way to die, assassination would be at the very top of my list. Right along with poisoning, trapped in a room filled with carbon monoxide, and ODing on sleeping pills.

Wow, we are in a morbid mood today, aren't we?

Sorry folks.
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Delicious Potato Soup
your face
[info]ashleigh_lin
We had this tonight, so it occured to me to share. I have a big family, so this makes enough to feed almost an entire infantry division. (Seriously though, about twenty bowls full). Also, I'm not a big fan of measuring (and by now I don't have to) so these are rough guestimates more than anything else. Don't be afraid to improvise or experiment--that's how I perfected it! It's just the perfect quick, easy, and hot soup to make on a cold day.


Creamy Potato Soup

Prep time: about 20 min
Cook Time: about 30 min

Ingredients:

5 lbs potatoes, peeled, diced and rinsed
1 medium onion, diced
1 bag frozen chopped broccoli (or fresh broccoli. whichever)
2-3 stalks celery, diced
10 oz. diced ham
3 tbsp ham base powder
2 c. milk or water
3/4 c. white flour
2 tbsp melted butter
salt and pepper

Instructions:

First put a large pot half-filled with water on to boil. Add potatoes, onion, broccoli, celery, ham, and ham base. Cook until potatoes are soft. In another bowl mix milk or water and flour until flour is completely dissolved (I use a whisk), then add to the potatoes, veggies and ham. Cook about ten minutes longer. The soup will thicken as it cooks. (If you like a thinner soup add less flour, if you like a thicker soup add more--but you probably knew that :D) Salt and pepper to taste, and you have a nice, homemade soup that should have taken less than an hour to make!

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OLTL Fic: The Kennedy Controversy
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[info]ashleigh_lin
(I need a Kish Icon D:)

Fandom: One Life to Live

Title: The Kennedy Controversy

Pairing: Kyle/Oliver

Author:[info]ashleigh_lin

Rating: NC-17
Warning: kid!fic, but then that's canon

Word Count: 5,000+

Summary: “I don’t want to take her from you! I’m a part of her, Stacy, whether you like it or not. I’ve already missed months of her life; I just want a chance to know her.”

tl;dr Author’s Note: I tried to tone down my bitch-face in regards to Stacy, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t totally succeed. A lot of things I wanted in here didn’t make it because I couldn’t find room—some of it I still find a bit awkward because I had to force it to fit. Some parts might be a little dry or boring because my major ruined me and now I have to compulsively research things I put in a story to make sure I’m getting it right. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. I enjoyed writing it. Also: Unbetaed, so all mistakes are belong to me.

 

 

 

story )
I already have a part two brewing. What is my life?
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oh my god so tired
A is for Ashleigh
[info]ashleigh_lin
*moans* Oh my god. Just finished writing a 5000 word Kish oneshot. Will edit when I wake up from my coma. Bed. Now. Sleepy.

Beta offers wouldn't be out of place, but I don't know if I'll take them up.
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jfc adam. jfc. way to troll america dude
A is for Ashleigh
[info]ashleigh_lin

Adam. You are. Wow. Just. Goddamn.

I seriously have nothing coherent to say. Even if it wasn't Adam and I wasn't therefore predestined to love it, I still would because OMG THE LYRICS. THE MUSIC. THE MOTHERFUCKING SEX OOZING FROM EVERY MOTHERFUCKING NOTE.

I don't think you understand. This song makes me want to write hardcore BDSM with spankings from a holey wooden paddle, and leather cuffs, and biting just to the brink of drawing blood, and "get on your knees and suck me bitch".

Dude, I barely like to read BDSM, so yeah. Weird.


oh god no
A is for Ashleigh
[info]ashleigh_lin
Oh god no. Brad. No.

I am sitting here, literally sobbing my eyes out right now right now. Oh my god.

THIS IS WHY I FUCKING HATE CHARACTER DEATH. GOD. DAMMIT.

Seriously. I cannot deal. Oh my fucking god.

:/
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[info]ashleigh_lin

So, a little late on the uptake here, but today was the first I've had a listen to Adam Lambert's new song. You know, the one for that disaster movie that I'm going to enjoy the crap out of because, hello! disaster movie + John Cusack = :D Time for Miracles that's it!

I hate it.

Now wait. His voice is as awesome as ever but omg that song. It's just. I cannot even describe how awful this song is. It's big and blustery and so empty. God, it's so freaking empty. And I'm not one of those people who only likes songs with meaningful lyrics, okay. Paparazzi, Know When to Walk Away, any song by JLC. Those don't make sense. They're just random phrases jumbled together. And yet I love them, because they're held together by something. The music, or the sense that the singer knows what he or she is singing about, even if the lyrics don't actually say it.

I don't get that from Time for Miracles. It's like eating popcorn. No matter how much you eat, you're still hungry twenty minutes later. Ultimately unsatisfying.

People have been pussyfooting around it, going, "Well...it's, you know, big. Big is good. We like big."

No. I don't. Not when the big thing is a pile of shit on my new beige rug, I don't.

I can't wait for his real first single.


jonathan jackson
your face
[info]ashleigh_lin

First thing, I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. Seriously. I have never loved another Lucky like I loved his, and back in the day I watched General Hospital specifically for his and Elizabeth's great big heartbreaking-in-a-totally-good-way romance. I'm just not certain he can be this Lucky. Like, I can't imagine Jonathan's Lucky ever being a cop. Or having a drug problem. Or dating Sam. Or not being completely devoted to Elizabeth, certainly not cheating on her with Sarah or Maxie or any of the other bimbos he's cheated on her with in the last, what? Ten years or so. 

I guess what I'm saying is that, as much as I love JJ, I don't know how much I'm going to have to suspend my disbelief in order to buy him as present-Lucky. Greg's is so fucked up, and so damn earnest, but in like a self-flagellating way. Jonathan's Lucky never did that kind of earnest well--intensity, sarcasm, protectiveness, dizzy with love--those are what I remember him for.

Also I don't get all this "He's back" stuff. Aren't they just replacing Greg? They don't usually acknowledge replacements do they? I AM SO CONFUSED.
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